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Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.
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Babe Alert
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Thursday, December 07, 2006
BABE ALERT
We now interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a message from a mother of three:
FARTING IS NOT FUNNY! IT IS NOT A SKILL! HOW LONG, LOUD OR SMELLY A FART IS, IS NOT SOMETHING FOR SHARING OR DISCUSSING. THERE IS NO WORLD FARTING COMPETITION FOR A REASON....
now, back to our regularly scheduled programming
Chris
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Babe Alert
Rumor has it the attorney for Congressman Foley is about to hold a press conference--they are saying there will be a bombshell...sounds like this is going to get uglier...
Chris
UPDATE: Supposedly, Foley was moleted by a member of the clergy when he was young--that is his news...
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
BABE ALERT
Video shows Fox reporter Steve Centani and his camerman Olaf Wiig alive and apparently ok...an unknown group claims responsibility...more in the next 15 minutes
Update: Holy Jihad is the group claiming responsibility and that is about all I can make sense of from the news---the ticker of death, as it is fondly known in my home, on one channel said something about a 72 hour deadline and the release of prisoners and another channel said nothing about a deadline and said there were no demands--so your guess is as good as mine...
in any case, we are praying for their safe return
Chris
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Babe Alert
SUPREME COURT RULES PRESIDENT BUSH OVERSTEPPED HIS AUTHORITY
BY ORDERING MILITARY WAR-CRIMES TRIALS FOR FOREIGNERS HELD AT GUANTANAMO BAY
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Babe Alert
Just got this from ABC:
ABC NEWS HAS LEARNED FEDERAL AGENTS, INCLUDING THE FBI, ARE LAUNCHING A SERIES OF RAIDS TONIGHT TARGETING A SUSPECTED TERROR CELL BASED IN MIAMI
I just want to say, I hope this has already happened. I assume it has but the alert sounds like it is planned for the future...
Chris
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Babe Alert...
Reuters is reporting that the bodies of the two missing US servicemen have been found...
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
BABE ALERT
The President is in Iraq. Suprise! And it only took 70,000 troops to secure the city...
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Babe Alert
Zarqawi has been killed in an air raid.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
BABE ALERT...
Zaccarius Moussaoui sentenced to life in prison...
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