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  • Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.

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College Life

Monday, February 06, 2006

I Thought I Raised Her Better...

Just got an email from my kid at college.... she was in a wonderful mood.... very high spirits.  So I inquired as to the reason for such bliss...thinking maybe, a new man... a high grade on a test.. or even just the mere fact that she is still on the Dean's List.

No, no such luck.  My child is happy because she found a new drink of choice....WINE IN A BOX.

Now, first let me say that I didn't even know that wine could come in a box... I mean, wouldn't the paper get soggy?  But she explained to me how all that worked.  Second... I always tried to instill in my children that quality is always better than quantity.  But, I guess that doesn't pertain to alcoholic beverages when in college, huh?

So, being the exuberantly proud mother that I was, I inquired as to where one would purchase such a find, thinking she visited some rare wine shop.  Oh no, no wine shop... she bought this rarity at the local grocery store.  Yes, my child was so excited that she could now purchase her new drink of choice at the same place she buys her laundry detergent and poptarts, she could hardly contain herself.  How convenient for her, I thought... like the fact of her having to go to a separate place to purchase her alcoholic beverages was such a burden on my little darling...geeze.

You know, I really can't complain.  This kid is on the Dean's List (oh, did I mention that before..oops, sorry) and there was a time when she didn't know the washer from the dryer and couldn't boil water.  Now she is on her own, cooking and cleaning and buying wine in a box. 

How cool is that.

Lisa

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