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  • Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.

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Thursday, October 12, 2006

You Gotta Love Your Local Herbalist

I came down with bronchitis yesterday.... you know the symptoms... feel like crap, cough a lot... yadda yadda yadda.  So I took a trip to my local herbalist today for some all natural remedies. 

Well baby...she hooked me up.... She gave me an elixer with instructions to take a dose every hour on the hour.  Being one to do the right thing, I followed her instructions to the letter.  So here I am, after the 5th dose... drunk as they come...

Yeah... guess what!!!  This stuff is 25% grain alcohol.... WOOOOHHOOOOO!!!

Lisa's havin' a good time tonight!!!!!   Hope ya'll are too.

Damn, it's getting hot in here.

Lisa

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

OK...No More Name Calling...

Chris and I dont have a spare $11.3 million lying around.

So be nice.

Lisa

UPDATE: All kidding aside, Michelle Malkin takes a more serious view.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Cappy's Big Adventure....

Ya'll remember Cappy... known to some as CJ.... Well Cappy is beginning a new and wonderful adventure as of yesterday... He is the proud new owner of Tumbleweeds Bar & Grille in Monroe, North Carolina.   He has been waiting long and working hard on this dream and it has finally come true.

Tumbleweeds

But the best part is that I'll be providing his entire dessert menu...

OK, yeah... it IS all about me...you know that.  Geeze...

So if you are anywhere near the Charlotte area, take about a 20 minute ride down 485 to Monroe and check out his new place... and remember to save room for dessert.

Lisa

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