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  • Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

SSG Rob at the US Open of Surfing

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Happy Saturday and God Bless America!

SSG Rob stopped by the Army booth and said hi, shook hands and thank you to all the men.
He bought a t-shirt from "Life Rolls On" a non-profit organization that helps people with spinal cord injuries get on with life (some even surf) It has a tiki-guy on it. Word has it that Kelly Slater (awesome male babe, best surfer ever in the whole world here) donated a big hunk of money to our step-daughter's work. She's been working all summer teaching kids to surf at a Beach Camp here in town, and the owner of the camp, as long as she can afford it, also funds a couple of buses bringing kids in from the city who don't usually get to experience the beach. Cristina has group of kids all in her charge. Surfing, body surfing, beach games, saftey lessons too-all good stuff. She cries when they go home. Yay for Kelly! They were running out of money to keep it going this summer.

Have a nice day!!

From LJ in Surf City USA

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I filmed a little segment of the girls competing with the digital. It's really hard to photograph surfing, unless you've got a fast camera and a mega lens (QuickTimeFormat):
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Brain Fart:
Forgot to say that I bought beach-bag size spritzer "Surf Vital" with hair conditioner from
http/www.smartgirlswhosurf.com who's motto is: work hard• have fun•be passionate
I also got a free pink bandana with their logo on it. The lady with the blue bag at the end of the video was giving out soda/beer can cozies and her card, asked me to be a guest lecturer at her design school after we talked because I did design for 11 yrs without a degree. Back in the olden days when all computers were new; screens were black and white or black and yellow! and the experienced art directors didn't know how to use a computer. LOL! It says "Dean" of the school on her business-card. Good for her! (she looked young, not even 30 yrs old yet) I might email her. Liza Jane-lecturer. How's that sound?

And SSG Rob says: He was thinking about Lee in that picture (ha!) and hope everyone is having fun, having a beer, good tunes going and emitting Co2 all over the place. The weather is great.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Yes, I do think this is funny.

-because sometimes you've just got to laugh!

He cracks me up- this Lewis Black does. Here he is on Homeland Security.
(I also love the clapping then the silence when he says something about Bush, and then Clinton. LOL) And I was one of those kids under my desk thinking the exact same thing. Check out his other videos too.
caution: strong language-the "F" word is used alot in his dialog.

My thoughts and prayers go out to my friends in the UK. Please be safe. None of these acts of terror make sense to me either. You and I know, all we need to be happy human beings-all of us- is already right here, right now. Gee, wouldn't it be nice if everyone could grasp that concept?

Friday, February 16, 2007

Some Friday Inspiration?

Two Babes and All,
My daughter sent this to me We've owned horses, and we are horse people.
Go Cowgirls!

She writes:
"Did you hear about the horses that were trapped for 3 days on a tiny piece of land in wind and rain in the Netherlands? Apparently it had the nation mesmerized, watching about 100 horses huddle against the wind and having to watch 18 of them die. First firemen, then the Dutch army, tried to rescue them - both unsuccessfully. So 4 WOMEN on horseback rode out to the rescue. Here's a video of it. This is such a wonderful thing to see! "

photos and video

LizaJane :)

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Open Thread...

OK...I've got pies and cakes and strudels to make....and I'm not sure what Chris is doing... probably finding new ways to lose her kids again... ;o)

So ya'll are on your own today.  But just to give you something to do..take a minute and find out just how many of you are in the world.  I got news for ya'll babes...there's only one of me....and trust me, the world can only handle one of me.

Have a great hump day.

Lisa

Friday, October 06, 2006

Let's Have Some Fun Today

Take this test  to see just how hot you are....

I'm not posting my results...but I will tell you I chose red.  Yeah, like I have time to do all that.  Let me know your color.

I think it's time for a cold shower.  lol

Happy Friday,

Lisa

Friday, September 15, 2006

Something to Amuse You...

Yes...the rumor is true...I am back today.  But, since I know absolutely nothing about what's going on in the world...I thought I'd give you something to play with until I get my act together.... whenever that will be.

Take this Personality Test and let me know what you come up with....

Here's mine...

Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.

You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

Meeee????.... quick to lose my temper????..... Noooooooo  ;o)

Hat Tip:  Mike @ Cop The Truth..... and while I'm at it...Thank you Mike, for filling in for me while I was out playing with firearms...but more about that later.

Lisa

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Fishin...

I was sitting here just fishing around...looking for some fresh meat... and came across...

this

over at Bobby's Place

OK...so I thought it was funny...you know...kinda like a blonde joke, but different.

Lisa

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Concert at My Place...

Any of you hanging in the western Carolina vecinity and any of you wanting to take a trip... Mother Vinegar is playing at my place, Spring Street Cafe, on Friday, August 18.  They are a fantastic local band whose sound is jazz mixed with rock and some bluegrass thrown in for good measure.  All of their music is original and everything about them just says success.  I feel lucky to be able to book these hotties...especially before they hit the big time and say "Spring Street Cafe whooooo".

So if you are really feeling like a road trip...come for the music...and come to see me.  If you cant make it, at least check out the boys' link and listen to a few of their songs... you may like it so much you'll want to order a CD. 

Peace

Lisa

...did I just say peace????  ;o)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

HEHEHE....

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Just a little something to keep ya'll smiling 'till I get back.

Lisa

hattip:  Expose the Left

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Oh, I Almost Forgot...

While I was at my friend, Sharon's house, we got 10 inches of snow on Saturday night and lost power about 3 a.m.  Thank god for gas logs and gas stoves.

Anyway, we hopped on the 4x4 mule and took off to the river... I thought I'd share some pictures.

Enjoy!

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